By Brenda Mayers
My name is Brenda Mayers and you will be astonished to know what my favorite body part is. Let me put your curious minds at rest. My favourite body part is my bum.
You see it runs in my family. As they will say in my country Trinidad, that is my trademark. I love my bum because it goes with my body. I love the feeling when I am walking down the street with men staring and whistling.
When my husband was alive, a young lady was making all sorts of passes at him. He quietly told her that he has a wife already, and when she is turning the corner, you see her long before you see the remainder of her. This one is no lie.
I was going to church on Sunday and a man was passing, driving his car. He kept on staring at me and there was a bridge just ahead of him. He nearly ran off the road and into the bridge. I get all sorts of attention, that is why my bum is special to me.